If you’re tired of the mundane luggage parade at the airport and are known for being a little crazy, then these stickers are for you!

The series from TheCheeky.com will make sure to turn heads all the way up to the cavity search you might get because of your sketchiness. Take your pick from the one “full of cash,” “Columbia’s finest,” or the “air stewardess hostage.”

Get one for $25 or three for $55. Grab one at TheCheeky.com