Everybody is doing it. Well, some people are. If you have ever wanted to bare your top half on the beach but couldn’t muster up the courage, here are 5 great tips to help you get the oomph you need to ‘take it off’.
It took me quite a while to cross ‘going topless’ off my bucket list. Even though no one would ever describe me as shy, I couldn’t help but feel dirty at the thought of taking my top off in a public setting. At the same time I couldn’t help but feel jealous of girls who had no problem chucking away their tops the moment their feet hit the sand.
After years of visiting European beaches and weekend trips to Miami, it dawned on me that these seemingly wild and carefree ladies were not only throwing away their swimsuits, but also the over-burdensome feeling of self-consciousness.
So after finally doing it (or undoing it, I should say), I found that going topless is one of the most sexy ways to learn to feel comfortable with your own body while adopting a little of the local attitude. Here are a few tips to break out of your shell and into your birthday suit.
1. When it comes to looking sexy topless on the beach, you probably are the 1%
The majority of people who decide that clothes are not an option aren’t exactly physically intimidating. Nude and topless beaches are full of people you wish would put their clothes back on. Not to scare you (or turn you on, if that’s what you’re into, no judgement), but ‘a day at the nude beach’ is probably on the planned list of activities at the retirement community down the street. So don’t worry about what you look like, because the vast majority of nude beach-goers are in their golden years. And trust me, they don’t give a s*&% and neither should you.
2. Go to a gay beach
My first topless experience happened to be at a gay nude beach in Florida (I kind of wound up there. Long story.) You can be assured that most people, the majority being gay males, aren’t looking at you, at least not sexually. So if you are worried about hordes of gawking teenage boys or having your photo land on one of those websites, gay beaches are the way to go. But if you can get over the fact that gay beaches tend to attract some very hot, but unattainable guys, taking your top off will be cake walk.
Photo Courtesy of Laura A. Hardesty and www.freeimages-photos.com3. Have a drink..or two
We all know that alcohol can lower your inhibitions and consequently your clothes, too. I recommend tequila. It has a reputation for making people do things they swore they wouldn’t. And if you have enough of it, you won’t remember it all anyway.
4. Bring that friend
Ever wonder what to do with the obnoxious, never-fails-will-dance-on-the-bar friend who you just can’t take anywhere for fear of having to bail her out of jail for public indecency? Here is an idea; bring her to the beach. If you suggest that you all should go topless, she will more than likely already have her top unsnapped before you finish your sentence. It will take the pressure off of you and give you that extra boost of confidence you need to ‘let it all hang out’.
5. Going topless can boost your confidence
The act of going nude or topless can be a great way to get an even tan and feel sexy. But more than that, many women who only pack the bottom half of their swimsuit agree that going bare can be liberating from all the social constructs of ‘normality’ and a major confidence booster- if you are doing it for the right reasons. Sometimes, in order to learn to be completely comfortable with yourself and body, you have to give the ‘status-quo’ a firm, but polite ‘eff-you’.






13 comments
JL says:
Dec 27, 2012
I so want to go topless on vacation! Feeling the sun and water against my breasts will be awesome! Let them look. Maybe my boyfriend will rub the sunscreen on…..
Greywolf says:
Jun 29, 2012
I think the body is a beautiful work of art and there should be no reason to hide something so beautiful as the body. I am a solitary practitioner of Wicca and I try to go skyclad(naked) every chance I get. There is nothing wrong with showing your body naked because all pleasure is sacred to us Wiccans
Susan says:
Jan 25, 2012
When I went to Miami for Spring Break in college with my Spanish and Turkish friends, their tops came off immediately. And they both had the most.beautiful.breasts.ever. Of course THEY didn’t care.
When another friend took her top off, I realized I didn’t want to be that self-conscious, prudish loser and threw mine off before I could be the last covered girl on the beach. And I loved it. I love wearing as few clothes as possible while swimming or otherwise existing outside during hot weather.
I always keep my top on at my home clothing-optional swimming hole, though. I run into too many people I know who wouldn’t keep their cool. The roving packs of teenage boys looking out to spot boobs doesn’t exactly encourage nudity, either.
Lyn Fuchs says:
Jan 24, 2012
My first topless experience happened when I was a twenty-year-old boy, sitting in a church hut in an African village. I’d spent hours listening to worship in an unknown language and secretly praying that the cup of wine would be passed to me before the scores of others who had never heard of a toothbrush.
Suddenly, a lean, dark elegant young women sat down across from my white butt and fully dropped her blouse to nurse. Right then and there, I had a spiritual epiphany on how beautiful all God’s creatures truly are. Hallelujah! Can I get a witness?
noma8916 says:
Jan 24, 2012
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Lyn Fuchs says:
Jan 24, 2012
Well, thanks for having me on this killer travel site. As a university professor and role model to the next generation, I’d actually like to start going topless at work. However, my oppressive administration says if I do I’ll have to start wearing pants.
By the way, your name NOMA8916 is like music to the ears. It falls off the tongue like Autumn leaves in Vermont. My foolish heart is hopelessly in your hands – unless, of course, you’re a dude.
Ashlea P. says:
Jan 24, 2012
I have this feeling (and excuse me if I get too deep) that we would be bff’s.
Lyn Fuchs says:
Jan 24, 2012
Thanks for coming out of the literary closet, Ashlea. BFF? If you mean Brown-sugar-coated Fashionable work of Fine art, that would only be you. If you mean best friends forever, that’s only gonna happen if you drop me an email at lynfuchs@gmail.com. But I’m guessin’ you’re just too chicken for that. Bwwaaack, bwwaack, bwaack, bwaack! Cock-a-doodle-do! Er-er-er-errr!
Jen says:
Jan 17, 2012
Hahaha Brilliant post! xxx
Fidel says:
Jan 16, 2012
So basically, if I am an attractive male and I want to take advantage of topless women whose sex drives are in overdrive, I should go to a gay beach? LOL
Good advice on this post really. It seems that in countries like Australia, it’s not even thought about by local women. As an American, I first was shocked to see young women topless with kids running around but then just realized that it is the norm there. It must be rather liberating actually.
One thing to make certain of is that you’re doing it in a country where it is allowed. I’ve heard of women being arrested and/or fined in countries like Thailand and Malaysia. Even though they are at tourist resorts they still have to know the laws of the country they are in.
Ashlea P. says:
Jan 16, 2012
Good point. We should do a post where its not okay to go topless. It’s kind of interesting though. I went to Senegal. The overwhelming majority of people were muslim and the tourist were mostly French. It was a strange site to see topless french women and senegalese men in traditional muslim attire in the SAME PLACE on the beach. But strange enough, these two vastly different ideals seemed to somehow co-exsit. Welcome to the world, lol
Angie says:
Jan 16, 2012
I go topless every chance I get. I love the feeling of being in the clear blue waters of the Caribbean and not having a care in the world!
Ashlea P. says:
Jan 16, 2012
Right on!